Seriously, how could I compete with this?
This was my second choice.
It was Halloween this year. Sometimes I feel like slightly more than a glorified maid. At least this time I've had a couple drinks and fishnets on so it's not all bad. My husband was "Fat Elvis" so I cropped him out - nothing personal, but I didn't think you'd want to be subjected to that.
Having a hard time keeping up - the house is going on the market today and now must try and keep it neat and tidy. I've started a chore chart for the kids - what they need to do that will help me keep up.
Now... Off to fix lunch and clean the kitchen - again.