I'm so butch
With Husband gone, I've had to do more 'heavy lifting'  - as if lifting 30 pound Baby isn't enough.
In the last couple of weeks, we've had a little snow - couple inches here, couple inches there.  This morning though, I woke up to more than three inches.  I think it was closer to five.  I had just been shoveling.  Meaning I got the girl off to school, then bundled up the other two and let them play in the snow while I scooped.  And scooped.  And scooped.  I've been a little intimidated by the snowthrower.  It usually causes Husband to curse, as it works better in 'warmer' temperatures.
Today.  I wasn't going to scoop.  It would have taken way, way too long.  Instead, I called Husband.
Me: How hard is it to start the snowblower?
Him: Not very.  Why?
Me:  We've had quite a bit of snow.
Him:  Oh.  Well, you just turn on the gas, pull the choke, turn the engine to on, and pull the cord.
Me (writing furiously):  gas on, choke on, engine on, pull cord...
Him:  Last time I used it, I only had to pull the cord twice.  Now, once it warms up, push the choke back in.
Me:  Good.  It's not too cold, so that should be ok.  It's warmed up to about 10.
Him:  If you can't get it, we can call and have someone do it.
Me:  Well let me try it first.
Well...  I did it.  Twice.  I did it 'first thing' this morning, as I thought the snow was letting up.  I had to do it again after picking up the Boy from preschool, as it had snowed more and finally stopped.
I was wrong.  I just sat at the computer and more big fat flakes are coming down. 
Crap.
And the freaking plow just went by, leaving a drift at the end of the driveway.
Crap.
I do want to know, though...  How many dads have to finish snowthrowing with a baby on their hip?
 

5 comments:
This just goes to show that women can do anything. ;o)
You are the bomb, G. Will you marry me?
T
Woohoo Gretchen! You are definitely more butch than I.
Well I did like you and shoveled this morning, but I only have one. so you are the woman! And I think it was a tad warmer than 10 here. I can't imagine, lol!!!!
T- of course I will marry you. I also cook... Heh.
Melinda - we can do anything, can't we?
Mrs. Wheezer - with my husband gone, I've gotten good at a lot of things!
Christina - it's warmed up to the mid teens...
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